Pandemic Laughter

Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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Hadn’t selfied in awhile.  Trying to remember to keep priorities prioritized and not lose focus.

Hadn’t selfied in awhile. Trying to remember to keep priorities prioritized and not lose focus.

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Back to the land of WiFi

I feel such a disconnect after a week with no real internet connection. It is nice to get a real shower and sleep in a real bed again. It’s nice.

Hi to everyone. I have no clue what’s going in with y’all.

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Camping is great

Thought I might have to fight off a raccoon to use the bathroom earlier. Cell service is rarer than I thought it might be. Not sure this will post. Just lost 3G again. Oh, well. I should probably sleep.

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Selfie time. Finally stopped driving for the night.   

My kids were giving me shit about my cleavage.  My daughter just pulled a bible out of the hotel drawer and placed it on my cleavage and said….save room for Jesus.  

The biggest laugh of the night came from me unhooking my bra and hearing a jingle/crash of something.  It was my car keys I was looking for about nine hours ago when I left my house and could not find.  My kids were like…..how did you not know they were in your bra?  

Hopefully we will all sleep well tonight.

Selfie time. Finally stopped driving for the night.

My kids were giving me shit about my cleavage. My daughter just pulled a bible out of the hotel drawer and placed it on my cleavage and said….save room for Jesus.

The biggest laugh of the night came from me unhooking my bra and hearing a jingle/crash of something. It was my car keys I was looking for about nine hours ago when I left my house and could not find. My kids were like…..how did you not know they were in your bra?

Hopefully we will all sleep well tonight.

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Loot crate made it in! 

Also followed by kids screaming…..that’s mine!  I want that!   

Happy day in my house.

Loot crate made it in!

Also followed by kids screaming…..that’s mine! I want that!

Happy day in my house.

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So I need to get up.  I’m being lazy as hell.  I figure….hey…it’s been awhile since I’ve taken a selfie before getting out of bed…which turned into me cracking myself up after a couple pictures.  So you get the laughing me selfie….zero selfie skill at the moment. 

Now to pry myself out of this bed.

So I need to get up. I’m being lazy as hell. I figure….hey…it’s been awhile since I’ve taken a selfie before getting out of bed…which turned into me cracking myself up after a couple pictures. So you get the laughing me selfie….zero selfie skill at the moment.

Now to pry myself out of this bed.

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So last night as I was getting ready to go to work, BF had walked me to my car and he pointed out that one of my tires was flat.  SHIT!  I usually give myself plenty of time to deal with things like that and still not be late to work, but I’ve been slacking more lately and was actually in the process of leaving later for work than I ever have.  
The hospital has a points system that sucks ass, in which you get points taken away from you if tardy (even one second) or sick or anything like that.  Double points against you on weekend hours.  After a few points they can or will fire you on the spot (not sure how that really works). 
I’m just adding the points up in my head when I see the flat tire—-shit—-here comes another point.  As I was thinking this BF hands me the keys to his car (obviously pictured above—even though this is just another testament to how poorly I take pictures—-because it looks better than this picture).  And told me to take it with no arguments from me. 
So he saved my ass last night.  I did have a sweet ride in the process of my ass being saved.  
But that isn’t all the story. 
He also fixed my flat tire on my car while I was gone. 
There is more. 
And he added keyless entry to my car.  (I had to open my doors with the actual old school 80s way of putting the key in the hole before this.)  
I’m still in shock.  A happy shock, but still in shock.  

So last night as I was getting ready to go to work, BF had walked me to my car and he pointed out that one of my tires was flat.  SHIT!  I usually give myself plenty of time to deal with things like that and still not be late to work, but I’ve been slacking more lately and was actually in the process of leaving later for work than I ever have.  

The hospital has a points system that sucks ass, in which you get points taken away from you if tardy (even one second) or sick or anything like that.  Double points against you on weekend hours.  After a few points they can or will fire you on the spot (not sure how that really works). 

I’m just adding the points up in my head when I see the flat tire—-shit—-here comes another point.  As I was thinking this BF hands me the keys to his car (obviously pictured above—even though this is just another testament to how poorly I take pictures—-because it looks better than this picture).  And told me to take it with no arguments from me. 

So he saved my ass last night.  I did have a sweet ride in the process of my ass being saved.  

But that isn’t all the story. 

He also fixed my flat tire on my car while I was gone. 

There is more. 

And he added keyless entry to my car.  (I had to open my doors with the actual old school 80s way of putting the key in the hole before this.)  

I’m still in shock.  A happy shock, but still in shock.